Editor's response... Lindsay is really a bed hog. But she denies everything. She is always crowding my side (left) of the bed. Rarely can I make it through the night without nature calling due to my small bladder and affinity for Mtn. Dew. It was during one of these times last night I noticed how far left of center (my side) she was on the bed. In order to hold her accountable for her selfish bed dominance I thought I could use her camera that she had out on her night stand. This would surely incriminate her. But by the time I turned on the camera she awoke and retreated to her side. I took the picture anyway. The photo has not been enhanced or altered in any way.
I look totally hammered!